We just had a snow plow go down our street! Thanks extreme makeover home edition.

Looks like the pending apocalypse is here. But that's not stopping the extreme makeover invasion.

"Like the guy with chronic halitosis at a square dance, we're always looking for partners" says @woot. That's a knee slapper.

I will be the proud owner of a new orange Subaru by week's end!

I just found out I can get Billy Joel on @emusic. Can't wait for my account refresh.

"we are the world" is a ridiculously long song. And it kind of sucks.

The life sized Captain Cane growth chart I hung on my son's wall scares me at least once a night.